UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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