I skipped work to stalk him.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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