Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Sober January is a disaster.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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