Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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