One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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