I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
30% sure Kevin and I just adopted a cat. Talk to me when the sun's up but I really feel like that's a thing.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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