She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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