let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
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don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
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But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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