I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
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