I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
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couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
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Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Randomize