Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
It's no shave November. This is our time.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
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