the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
you are never too drunk for berry picking
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Randomize
