Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
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