Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
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Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
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Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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