so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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