i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
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So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
It's rum buckets o'clock
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I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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