can't come. weird drunk guy passed out on couch. long story, tell u later.
wtf. wake him up, call him a cab, get over here!
i just want to make sure he doesn't die. or rob me. plus it's facinating, he's faceplant on the arm of my sofa.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
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Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
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So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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