I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
