that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
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i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
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I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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