Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
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We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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