A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
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