I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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