It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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