Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
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we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
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she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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