But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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