so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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