I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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