Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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