She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
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Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
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It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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