why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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