i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
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So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
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Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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