So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Don't say a word.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear