After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
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