I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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