Are we in a gay sports bar?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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