Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
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I woke up at 3am naked and stroking a watermelon.
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
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we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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