if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Green mimosas i think yes
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Randomize