Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Randomize