Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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