I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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