Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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