so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
So much Jack, so little girl.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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