The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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