Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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