I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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