North Korea, Best Korea!
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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