this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
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I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
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I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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