You surviving the open bar?
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Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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