I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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