Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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