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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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