I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
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Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
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At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
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