Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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