There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
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we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
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Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.