So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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