Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
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I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
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Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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