A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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