Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
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Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
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I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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